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Mar 19, 14   |   64,025 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog
Me:  hey I like that charac...
Me:  ......
Me:  aannnnndddd they're dead
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Oct 14, 13   |   48,255 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog
English:  A dog
Swedish:  What
English:  The dog
English:  Two dogs
Swedish: 
Swedish: 
Swedish:  En hund, hunden
Swedish:  Två hundar, hundarna
German: 
English:  No, go away
Swedish:  No one invited you
German:  Der Hund
English:  I said go away
German:  Ein Hund, zwei Hunde
Swedish:  Stop it
German:  Den Hund, einen Hund, dem Hund, einem Hund, des Hundes, eines Hundes, den Hunden, der Hunden
Finnish:  Sup
English:  NO
Swedish:  NO
German:  NO
Finnish: 
English: 
German: 
Swedish: 
Finnish:  Koira, koiran, koiraa, koiran again, koirassa, koirasta, koiraan, koiralla, koiralta, koiralle, koirana, koiraksi, koiratta, koirineen, koirin
German: 
Swedish: 
Finnish: 
English: 
Finnish:  And now the plural forms
...
Finnish:  No wait! are we going to also add koirasi, koirani, koiransa, koiramme, koiranne, koiraani, koiraasi, koiraansa, koiraamme, koiraanne, koirassani, koirassasi, koirassansa, koirassamme, koirassanne, koirastani, koirastasi, koirastansa, koirastamme, koirastanne, koirallani, koirallasi, koirallansa, koirallamme, koirallanne, koiranani, koiranasi, koiranansa, koiranamme, koirananne, koirakseni, koiraksesi, koiraksensa, koiraksemme, koiraksenne, koirattani, koirattasi, koirattansa, koirattamme, koirattanne, koirineni, koirinesi, koirinensa, koirinemme, koirinenne? because those are still basically single forms.
  languages     Finnish     accurate  





Aug 19, 13   |   806 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

Shakespearean English

Standard English:  Hey, are you going down to your apple orchard?
Shakespearian English:  Ho, dost thou journey down to thy orchard where apples doth grow?
My attempt at Shakespearian English:  Heyith, areith youith goingith downith toith yourith appleith orchardith?
  omfg     accurate     English  





Aug 19, 13   |   1,980 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

When I have a message. :)

  accurate     wouldn't mind some now     anything & everything  





May 15, 13   |   2,228 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

shadowssynysterandvengeance:

vintage-mayhem:

multicolouredferriswheels:

Ehehehe!

Grrr

OMFG LOOK AT THAT SMILE OMFG I CANT BREATHE SOMEONE GET M E WATER OMFG I MGONNA PUKE OF JAPPINES OFMG AAHAHAHAD QWIFUWGHLEW;FOWIJLAKF

  Tom Hiddleston     ahahhaaa     accurate  





May 6, 13   |   5,624 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

inspired by this awesome post by bluebackstabber

  game of thrones     accurate     LOLOLOL  





Apr 8, 13   |   172,745 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

knownbyyouasthefew:

trick-or-tawmmm:

The Avengers » a brief summary


 

  The Avengers     LOLOLOL     accurate  





thorin:  look at these swords
gandalf:  oh the elves made them
thorin:  ew i touched it
  ahahahahahahaaaa     LOLOLOL     the hobbit     gandalf     Thorin     accurate  





Dec 13, 12   |   19,381 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

If authors were lovers to the English language

thegestianpoet:

  • Wilde would whisper flowery sweet nothings in your ear during foreplay but then have his very dirty way with you
  • Fitzgerald would spend like an hour bragging about how good he was and then come much too soon
  • Shakespeare would make up positions on the spot but they’d be awesome
  • Doyle would please you once and then complain when you kept asking him to do the same thing over and over again
  • Hemingway would explain in no uncertain terms exactly what he was going to do, and do exactly one very simple act, but goddamn if it wasn’t the best time you’ve had in years anyways
  • Joyce would take FOREVER but eventually satisfy you
  • Rand would make you do all the work yourself
  • Poe would cry 
  LOLOLOL     accurate  





Nov 7, 12   |   38,427 notes   |   Source   :   Via   |   reblog

blanketspace:

cmcross:The 2012 Presidential Elections in a nutshell.

  LOLOLOL     this     accurate     pirates of the caribbean